Here I am!!!
I am here with a long list of awesome! Parenting, Wine, being a wife, and a lot about books! I love books and I love reading those smutty modern day harlequin Romance novels, that I affectionately call ‘Mom Porn’. It is my break from reality, it where I can read about a dirty Biker who wants nothing more than to rip my clothes off and have his way with me, but treats me like the queen I think I am! Don’t get me wrong, I love my husband and he treats me amazing, but nothing beats a little extra dirty in your brain before you bed that husband of yours.
I also am a mom of a special needs little man, and he is hard on my heart and my head but I wouldn’t trade him for all the wine in the world. He was born at 24 weeks and 2 days, we spent 157 days in the NICU and 33 days in the Children’s hospital, he is now 5 years old and starting kindergarten with an ADHD Diagnosis in September. I am so proud of him, he shows me how smart and curious he is every day, he started reading on his own at 4, I have and illustrated copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, he loves reading that with me and to his sister!
My Daughter is 3 years old, full term little demon who wants food more than literature, she is my little chub-ins, I struggled with my weight as a kid all the way into now, and I love working with her on healthier options because she is far from a picky eater! She is my girly girl who loves dresses and crowns, getting her hair done, when I paint my nails I have to paint her nails as well. She wants to grow up so fast and go to school with the big kids, but I just want her to stay little a little bit longer!
I am married to my best friend, and he treats me great. We fight hard, we love hard and we are not afraid to tell each other what it is because that is just how we work. He enjoys mocking me, I enjoy mocking him, but we work so well and we parent like a damn together. Yes, he is the good more than me, but they love us both the same.
This wont be a family friendly place, I will be posting about dirty fun awesome books, I will have a potty mouth, and I will be complaining about my hubby and kids in a way, but I will do it all with love and respect. Anything about my husband he will have final approval of, he will also be known at D3 or Hubby, and my kids will be known as only D1, D2, Spud and Princess Tally-Poots. I want to share our lives but I also want to protect them in a way as well.
I hope to hear from you all, and let me know what you think about my awesome little space here.
– Ashton <3
Here I am!!!